Saturday, March 20, 2010

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Sono una piccola ape furibonda


Tomorrow, March 21 and the first day of spring, Alda Merini would have turned 79 years old. On its website www.aldamerini.com chose this verse to tell us about his life:

I'm a little angry bee.
I like to change color.
I love to measure.





I was born twenty-one in the spring
but did not know that to be born neutral, open turf

could unchain storm. So Proserpine

sees slight rain herbal

gentle grains on the large and always cries at night.
Perhaps it is her prayer.

(Alda Merini)


Monday, March 15, 2010

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Elsa Morante " Il capo del governo "

© Roberto Gimmi
Silvio Berlusconi (montage)



and I 'arrived via e-mail this writing



"The head of the government spotted repeatedly during his career
crimes which, in the presence of an honest people, they would have deserved
the condemnation, shame and deprivation of all authority of government.
Because the people tolerated and even applauded these crimes? Part for
moral insensitivity, some for cunning, one part self-interest and
personal gain. The majority of course made on behalf of its
attività criminali, ma preferiva dare il suo voto al forte piuttosto che al
giusto. Purtroppo il popolo italiano, se deve scegliere tra il dovere e il
tornaconto, pur conoscendo quale sarebbe il suo dovere, sceglie sempre il
tornaconto.
Così un uomo mediocre, grossolano, di eloquenza volgare ma di facile
effetto, è un perfetto esemplare dei suoi contemporanei. Presso un popolo
onesto, sarebbe stato tutt'al più il leader di un partito di modesto
seguito, un personaggio un po' ridicolo per le sue maniere, i suoi
atteggiamenti, his delusions of grandeur, offensive to the sense of
people and because of his bombastic style and shameless. In Italy he became the head of the government
. And it's hard to find a more complete Italian example.
admirer of force, venal, corruptible and corrupt
Catholic without believing in God, conceited, vain, fake good-natured, good father
family but with many fans, it serves those who despise you
surrounds of adultery, of liars, the inept, of profiteering, clever mime,
and does have an effect on an audience vulgar, but, like any mime, without
own character, you always imagine to be the person who wants
represent. "

Whatever you thought, the text of 1945, refers to
B. Mussolini ...


From "The Head of Government" by Elsa Morante (deceased in 1985)
(1 May 1945, Pages is posthumous autobiography, published in
Literature Comparison , No. 456, February 1988)

Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Pubblicita'!

And now a short interval : Advertisement '!


Friday, March 5, 2010

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Strano ma vero

Just to laugh a bit 'of lightness' to read the news series I feel dejected.


(photo from Flickr)


A man in Croatia says that for three years, when c 'is a temporal, not leaves the house.
Zoran Jurkovic, according to the Croatian Times, was struck by lightning to the penis, the power of thousands volts, in 2007 while he was riding a bicycle near the village of Perkov. His life was saved by the tires of the bike.
Now to mock the Jurkovic friends and says that what 'success has made his extraordinary ability to' amateurs.


A man claims to defecate every seven weeks

Sanusi Ibrahim, 46, of Abuja (Nigeria) said that instead of going to Cabinet finds relief in doing much air.
"I feel comfort when I flatulence, very forti e puzzolenti, una dietro l'altra...se sono con te e mi sposto non ti offendere, e' nel tuo interesse.
La stitichezza e' cominciata quando avevo 17 anni e da allora soffro , tipo dolori da parto, prima di andare al gabinetto. I dolori generalmente iniziano due giorni prima della defecazione.....Dopo tutto questo tempo, quando le feci vengono fuori, sono corte come il mio dito indice ma molto grosse e dure come pietra. Questo fa si' che provi tantissima pena"

" Sono andato diverse volte all'ospedale e sono stato visitato da dottori e guaritori. Ma il solo problema e' il dolore che provo nei giorni precedenti la defecazione, altrimenti non sarebbe un problema fare i propri bisogni ogni sette settimane"




Wednesday, March 3, 2010

All I Want For Christmas Is You Kates Playground

Augusto Scodinzolin e il TG1

Grande questa imitazione dello Scodinzolin bugiardo :

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Animali nelle news

Questo emu' la faccia un po' a mattacchione ce l'ha :-)

And that chimpanzees' by vicious ....


1 - An emu 'gone mad has been an awkward one for the police to El Paso. The big bird ran off Interstate 10 near growling and attacking police who tried to stop him so that he went in traffic just during rush hour. Even one of them 'was injured though not seriously.
The emu 'and then' died as he was carrying to protect animals, not the cause of death 'was released.

Personally I do not think he died of natural causes ......


2- Quando si dice la pigrizia.....

Un uomo inglese e' stato multato perche' portava a passeggio il suo cane. Lui in macchina, guidando a bassa velocita', teneva il guinzaglio attraverso il finestrino e il cane trottava tranquillo a fianco della macchina.
Risultato: multa di 66 pound, tre punti meno sulla patente e divieto di guidare per sei mesi.


3 - Uno scimpanze' russo e' stato mandato in riabilitazione dai gestori dello zoo per guarire dal vizio del fumo e dall'alcolismo. " La birra e le sigarette lo stavano rovinando. Avrebbe molestato chiunque per un goccio" ha scritto la Pravda. Ora lo scimmione e' stato trasferito nella citta' Kazan, about 500 miles from Moscow, for rehabilitation.